Web poll madness

While we’re waiting for a government to emerge, I thought I might sneak one more in and make the observation that …

If I were elected to office …

I’d make it mandatory that every web poll have as one of its possible responses:

“I think web polls are meaningless and stupid”

Even ABC News Radio has succumbed to web poll madness. Perhaps the health system needs more funds to treat this dangerous condition that is spreading unchecked throughout the population.

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Clean up Un-Australia

In Singapore you can be fined for chewing gum, in Australia you can be fined for littering, in Queensland you can be fined for swearing in public, but …

If I were elected to office …

… in Australia there would be a fine for using the phrase “un-Australian”. It’s a horrid, lame and lazy expression used by people who want to denounce something by appealing to a vague and non-existent higher principle without the irksome bother of having to articulate, justify or defend their denunciation.

We’ve had “Clean up Australia Day” for years – enough of that! Why not a “Clean up un-Australian Day” where all the uses, users, and abusers of this toxic phrase can be rooted out and flushed away. What a beautiful country we’d have then.

So here we are with election day tomorrow. In 35 days of campaigning I’ve given you 35 policy ideas/pledges and I’d like to finish by saying “vote 1 for me”, but sadly I’m not running for office, so…

Vote 1 for someone like me – you know it would be un-Australian not to.

Dene Hughes – Thanks for your thought-provoking posts this last month.

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Foreign aid

If I were elected to office …

I’d increase Australia’s contribution to foreign aid projects from its current 0.33% of gross national income to 0.7% by 2015 – a target set by the UN’s Millennium project for reducing poverty.

Don’t be afraid of foreign aid, vote 1, Me.

UN Millennium Project | Welcome to Our Historic Site

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Hypothetical tax reform

If I were elected to office …

… hypothetically speaking, elected as head of a country with a dog’s breakfast of a tax system, and hypothetically I appointed an expert team of economic boffins to to a comprehensive review of the tax system over two years, and this expert team made 138 recommendations for changes to the tax system, if I were elected to office I wouldn’t implement just one or two of the 138 recommendations. Hypothetically that would be bone-headed and spineless.

For more recommendation implementation, I recommend you implement your number 1 vote for me.

ABC The Drum – Government’s tax reform a Robin Hood Shuffle

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