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My article for the April 2026 edition of The Local is now out. This month’s story is on the water reservoirs on Platt’s Hill in Waratah.


Muting the LG MS2336DB Microwave

I posted some years ago about how to silence the annoying tones on my LG MS2596OW microwave. Recently a family member acquired an LG microwave with equally irritating noises. As before, LG provide no instructions on how to silence the tones, but fortunately as before there is a secret key combination to achieve this.

Touch and hold the “Stop / Cancel” and the “Inverter / Cook” buttons simultaneously for 3 seconds – the display will then show “Off” to indicate that sound is disabled. Repeat the process and the display will show “On” to indicate that sound is enabled. Note that I found the timing of pressing the buttons was quite sensitive – I had to touch both buttons at pretty much the exact same time for this to work.

Artificial Illegality

How intelligent is AI? Answer: Not at all. Despite the copyright page on this website explicitly denying consent for my content to be used as input or output of generative AI, my work and my words are now appearing in Google AI Overview responses.

Oh wait, maybe the “I” in AI doesn’t stand for “Intelligence” – maybe it stands for “Ignorance”, “Inconsideration”, or “Immorality”? More probably it stands for “Illegality”, as Google’s unauthorised use of my content is a clear breach of Australian copyright law.

AI responses may include excrement

In the latest episode of the Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000 podcast, Emily M Bender makes the insightful observation that one aspect of the hype associated with AI chat systems is the promotion of a …

… worldview that a system that has no accountability for what’s being said is a good source of information.

Emily M Bender, Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, Episode 63.

These AI systems are increasingly in our face, but with no guarantee of quality, and absolutely no accountability for when it’s wrong. I note that Google’s AI overview now comes with a public confession of ineptitude and disavowal of accountability.

This is akin to a restaurant putting a sign on their door …

Our servings may include excrement.

No one would be excited about eating at that restaurant, yet somehow we’re supposed to be excited about consuming AI.

Basketball stadium objections

Newcastle Basketball Association have submitted an amended development application for a stadium to be built on Wallarah and Blackley Ovals. The amendment is supposed to address objections raised in the previous public submissions period, but it is still the same pig, just with a different shade of lipstick.

Here’s a copy of my new submission to the Hunter Indoor Sports Centre exhibition.

I object to the basketball stadium being erected on Wallarah and Blackley ovals.  The proponent’s response to submissions and their amendments does nothing to mitigate the three objections I raised in my previous submission.

1. Loss of green space.  The amended proposal moves the building footprint 19.5 metres to provide a grassed swale. Seriously?! The community loses two whole sporting ovals and get a patch of unusable lawn on a busy road in return! With the Broadmeadow Place Strategy planning to house an additional 40,000 residents, this area will need more sporting fields and open space, not less. It is extremely short-term thinking to remove actively used green space. We need to be making decisions today that are mindful of the impact on future generations.

2. Significant negative impacts on traffic and parking. The amended proposal moves a driveway by 3m. Seriously?! That is a delusional response to the objections of parking and traffic chaos that will occur when multiple sporting events coincide in the Turton Road precinct.

3. Unfairness. Building the stadium in this location is unfair to the current users of the sporting fields.  While the state government makes millions of dollars selling the current stadium site to property developers and basketball association gets a new stadium, mums and dads and kids lose their local sporting fields and have to drive miles to use alternative facilities. If the State Government is to evict Newcastle Basketball from their current location, they should do the honourable thing and provide an alternative location that does not deprive innocent third parties of their amenities.