Reasons I suspect I may be an alien. Part 1.

Sometimes I find myself so at odds with the culture around me that I begin to have suspicions that I may in fact be an alien from Mars with retractable antennas in my head, covertly inserted into human society to gain insight into the human species.

Evidence #1. Whenever guys start talking about cars, they get excited and passionate and voluble and start talking about the latest episode of “Top Gear” with awe and wonderment. I’m left on the outside thinking (because I dare not speak it) that “Top Gear” is a boring show about cars. I just don’t get it. Perhaps I need to adjust the angle of those retractable antennas.

Dene Hughes – Actually I think this means you are the Stig.

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