An auto-antonym is a word, phrase or sentence that has two possible meanings where each is the opposite (or antonym) of the other. e.g. ‘cleave’ can mean ‘join together’ or ‘split apart’. My auto-antonym for today is

“No coffee is better than instant coffee.”

(If I’m offered the choice between ‘no coffee’ or ‘instant coffee’, I’ll choose ‘no coffee’ every time.)

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