If I were elected to office …

I’d outlaw smugness in Apple’s advertising. On reflection, I suspect that Apple couldn’t manage that. Let’s make it simple and ban Apple from advertising at all. Undoubtedly all the Apple fanboys and fangirls would continue to buy Apple products in astonishing numbers, while the rest of us can be spared the endless stream of “the spin of the galaxy just came back into alignment” rhetoric that marks Apple’s promotion of newly released products.

For a world free of Jobsian hyperbole, Vote 1, Me.

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